Outdoor Escapades Gifts

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

Rock Climber

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Not that net!'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Local Knowledge

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Sausages.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Echo Tourism'

Collies Without Borders

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'How's the water skiing?'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'