Outdoor Adventures Gifts

'To improve our teamwork, only three chutes will open.'

'Tell us again, Grandpa, about the time you almost had Tarzan for lunch.'

"I have a feeling we're walking in circles..." "I'm sure we're not! It's only the fog that looks the same everywhere..."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'The signal is still weak. I'm gonna move just a little closer...'

"Look! Land! We're saved!"

"Get Help!"

'SIGN? WHAT SIGN? SPEAK UP, MY HEARING AID ISN'T WORKING!'

'Next year, let's take separate vacations.'

'Where is Wally?'

'What do you mean you were having so much fun riding with your buddies you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Mountain Rescue.

Natural Selection on the Snow.

"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"There's nothing on that sign about hugging."

100k Desert Crawl

'No, you can't drain the spaghettit in it!'

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

Skier in tree.

Stuck in the stile.

A snowboarder's secret fantasy comes true.

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'Hang on! Is it triple filtered?'

'It's cold.'

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"I like fountains very much!"

Rain.

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'Another one,Quick! Al,hand me the landing net.'

Tandem Mountain Bike/Gnarly Stump.

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'