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'To improve our teamwork, only three chutes will open.'

Mountain climbers need breaks too.

'Tell us again, Grandpa, about the time you almost had Tarzan for lunch.'

'The signal is still weak. I'm gonna move just a little closer...'

"I have a feeling we're walking in circles..." "I'm sure we're not! It's only the fog that looks the same everywhere..."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"Look! Land! We're saved!"

"Get Help!"

'SIGN? WHAT SIGN? SPEAK UP, MY HEARING AID ISN'T WORKING!'

'Next year, let's take separate vacations.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'Where is Wally?'

Fascinating Fact: More climbers have perished on the way down this mountain than on the way up.

'What do you mean you were having so much fun riding with your buddies you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

Mountain Rescue.

Natural Selection on the Snow.

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

100k Desert Crawl

"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."

"There's nothing on that sign about hugging."

'No, you can't drain the spaghettit in it!'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

cowboy falls off horse and cries 'yee-haaarrrggghhh!!!'

Skier in tree.

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

A snowboarder's secret fantasy comes true.

Stuck in the stile.

'It's cold.'

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'Hang on! Is it triple filtered?'

Tandem Mountain Bike/Gnarly Stump.

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"The view up there really is breathtaking."

'I consider that an insult to my intelligence.'