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Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

Rock Climber

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Not that net!'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Local Knowledge

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Sausages.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Echo Tourism'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Collies Without Borders

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'How's the water skiing?'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'