Outdoor Adventure T-Shirts

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Here comes the really hard part!"

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Postman delivering a sack of mail through heavy snowdrift.

We are here!

'Are you absolutely positive you have no sun-block?'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'You're new here, aren't you.'

'Ahhh...It almost smells like our bathroom air freshener.'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Too late, Andy discovers that Red Bull doesn't, in fact, give you wings.

People who should not hike...

Rugged Individualist - Idiot.

Skier.

'Warning: anti-climb paint.'

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

Motorbike

'Don't you think it's a little - I don't know - spooky that the boat rental guy keeps showing us out to the middle of the lake then hauling us back?'

Shovels as Snow Shoes

It would be the last time that the Oak Bay birdwatching club would venture out into the woods without a prior phone call.

'Now blow like hell!'

"Ok. Don't panic! Let's see..if that's north...Now which way am I facing? Dang!! All these trees look alike!..."

'If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved...just a few seconds more...a miracle! I never thought I'd make it...I gotta get out of here.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

Climbing the Wall.

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"Let's not spoil this by falling in love, Luther."

Desert Crawler Drink Station

"Do you ever worry about being left for dead in the middle of nowhere by someone you trust?"

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"Oh quit complaining. At least it quit snowing."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Bailey, we would've missed this if it weren't for your wonderful bladder."