Outdoor Adventure Gifts

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Here comes the really hard part!"

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Postman delivering a sack of mail through heavy snowdrift.

We are here!

'Are you absolutely positive you have no sun-block?'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'You're new here, aren't you.'

'Ahhh...It almost smells like our bathroom air freshener.'

Too late, Andy discovers that Red Bull doesn't, in fact, give you wings.

Rugged Individualist - Idiot.

Skier.

People who should not hike...

'Warning: anti-climb paint.'

'If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved...just a few seconds more...a miracle! I never thought I'd make it...I gotta get out of here.'

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

Motorbike

'Don't you think it's a little - I don't know - spooky that the boat rental guy keeps showing us out to the middle of the lake then hauling us back?'

"Here, use my lighter."

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

"Ok. Don't panic! Let's see..if that's north...Now which way am I facing? Dang!! All these trees look alike!..."

'Now blow like hell!'

It would be the last time that the Oak Bay birdwatching club would venture out into the woods without a prior phone call.

Shovels as Snow Shoes

Climbing the Wall.

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

Conkerers of Everest

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

"You're right - maybe this is getting steeper."

Desert Crawler Drink Station