Outdoor Escapade Gifts

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Local Knowledge

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Sausages.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Echo Tourism'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Collies Without Borders

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Rock Climber

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

A smiling cyclist

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'How's the water skiing?'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!