Outdoor Escapader Gifts

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"Honey, don't engage."

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

'Hello Angus...I didn't recognise you.'

'This is you, enlarged.'

"Smartphones are so helpful. I asked it how to start a fire and the battery exploded."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

'Not that net!'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Marshmallows

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Surf Casting