Outdoor Escapader Gifts

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"Honey, don't engage."

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

'Hello Angus...I didn't recognise you.'

'This is you, enlarged.'

"Smartphones are so helpful. I asked it how to start a fire and the battery exploded."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'Not that net!'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Surf Casting

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.