Outdoorsy Escapist Gifts

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Skier and his dog.

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'This is you, enlarged.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Nobody likes a smore loser

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"How to deal with weeds."

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."