Escapist Explorer Gifts

"Ahhh... close enough."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

Anywhere but here

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"How to deal with weeds."

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

'You're gonna build a 'man cave' over younder in the forest..? Is that what you're saying Mr Adams??'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.