Experimental Escapist Gifts

"You have to ask yourself, is it even worth finding the cheese anymore!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Tree house.

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

Desert Mirage

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

"Not again!"

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"I've half a mind to protest."

Hiding From Social Media

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

'Paint balls? Joey, they're throwing at us everything that they have.'

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

"Realism! . . . Realism!"

Ramblers Association

Virtual Reality Check

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

'I hate it when court's out in recess.'

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

"For your Birthday gift, I decided to stay off my phone for the entire day. You'll be proud of me, I lasted almost an entire hour!"

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

ARchie Smith cartoonist

Liking the Exit.