Escapologist Enthusiast Gifts

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Man fishing while aliens invade.

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Cot Escape.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Mountain escalator.

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

Man skis through Tree.

"I hate crowded parks!"

"I can't wait for our new vacation home to be finished so we can commune with nature on weekends."

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"