Escapologist Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Cot Escape.

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'Come back and get me about noon.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Mountain escalator.

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

"I hate crowded parks!"

Lady feeding birds from her car.

"I can't wait for our new vacation home to be finished so we can commune with nature on weekends."

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'