Escapologist At Heart T-Shirts

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Houdini 2019

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

American Idle

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"Mr. Cogdill said he won't be in today because it's 'National I Hate My Job Day'."

'Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day . . . teach a man to fish and he'll never get any work done.'

Desert Island Game

After several years of legal wrangling, the Nirawana authorities signed an extradition order for us to be shipped back to Reality from where we had escaped 16 years before.

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

"Do you think our brains ever get full?"

"And now we come to the award for Escapologist of The Year. . ."

Now that he had done all the big adult stuff, maybe everybody would just leave him alone.

"He's ready to retire but the removal of the triple lock could be a problem."

"According to my fantasy sports site, I don't want to grow up."

Sad beggar sitting against wall with picture of desert island painted on it

"He used art to break down barriers. That, of course, and the sledge hammer."

"Now remember, act normal!"

Submarine Disguise

"I'm really in the mood for a good drama tonight."

Keys Under the Mat