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"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'This is you, enlarged.'

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Mountain escalator.

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

Man skis through Tree.