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"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'This is you, enlarged.'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Mountain escalator.

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"I hate crowded parks!"