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Seniors Pro (putt putt) Golf Tour.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Cats on Board.

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Mountain escalator.

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

'You'll be in even more trouble when I tell your wife what you're thinking!'

"Mr. Cogdill said he won't be in today because it's 'National I Hate My Job Day'."

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

New Scoots for Old Coots!

'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

Ruby wasn't going to let her age slow her down.

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

Zimmer frame for both dog and owner.

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

Fairy Library - Jack and the Fairy Harp Escaping the Giant

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

"Can't beat that super glue for sticking power, huh?"

After several years of legal wrangling, the Nirawana authorities signed an extradition order for us to be shipped back to Reality from where we had escaped 16 years before.

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

"He used art to break down barriers. That, of course, and the sledge hammer."

Rest Home

Sad beggar sitting against wall with picture of desert island painted on it

"According to my fantasy sports site, I don't want to grow up."