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"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Cats on Board.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Mountain escalator.

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

"Mr. Cogdill said he won't be in today because it's 'National I Hate My Job Day'."

'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

'You'll be in even more trouble when I tell your wife what you're thinking!'

New Scoots for Old Coots!

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

Ruby wasn't going to let her age slow her down.

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

Fairy Library - Jack and the Fairy Harp Escaping the Giant

Zimmer frame for both dog and owner.

After several years of legal wrangling, the Nirawana authorities signed an extradition order for us to be shipped back to Reality from where we had escaped 16 years before.

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

"He used art to break down barriers. That, of course, and the sledge hammer."

"I'm really in the mood for a good drama tonight."

Now that he had done all the big adult stuff, maybe everybody would just leave him alone.

Rest Home

Sad beggar sitting against wall with picture of desert island painted on it