Escapism Expert T-Shirts

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

"I'm really in the mood for a good drama tonight."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Desert Island BBQ

Ice fisher.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Addicted to reading

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Young Houdini

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'