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"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"Do you think our brains ever get full?"

Someone reading on an escalator.

American Idle

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Desert Island BBQ

Ice fisher.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Addicted to reading

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'It always great to get away from it all.'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

'Come back and get me about noon.'