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"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"Do you think our brains ever get full?"

Someone reading on an escalator.

American Idle

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Desert Island BBQ

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Addicted to reading

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Young Houdini

'It always great to get away from it all.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'