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"There go the summer people, thank God."

Desert Island BBQ

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'This is you, enlarged.'

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

A hunter hitting his first bird.

The Getaway

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"Delivery."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Mountain escalator.

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

What classic movie comes to mind when I put my hands on your shoulders? "The Creature from the Black Lagoon."

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

"Skunk! How is it?"

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"