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'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

'It always great to get away from it all.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Holiday time.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Desert Island BBQ

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Addicted to reading

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"Delivery."

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

The Getaway

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."