Escapism Seekers Mugs

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

'It always great to get away from it all.'

Holiday time.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Desert Island BBQ

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Addicted to reading

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Young Houdini

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"Delivery."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

The Getaway

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."