Escapism Seeker Mugs

"It's impossible to get away from it all."

"Safari, Agnes, is a state of mind."

"Is there no escape from escapism?"

Desert Island BBQ

Exit. News. Why do yo have a TV with 24/7 international news next to the exit? It's a constant stream of sobering messages.

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

A rest by the way

'Travel club for alcoholics.'

'I can't wait 'till I die so I can get off this stinkin' island!'

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

Ice pack for the heart.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Addicted to reading

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Young Houdini

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'It always great to get away from it all.'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Delivery."

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

The Getaway