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"It's impossible to get away from it all."

"Safari, Agnes, is a state of mind."

"Is there no escape from escapism?"

Desert Island BBQ

A rest by the way

'Travel club for alcoholics.'

'I can't wait 'till I die so I can get off this stinkin' island!'

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

Ice pack for the heart.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Addicted to reading

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'It always great to get away from it all.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Delivery."

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

The Getaway

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."