Escapists Mugs

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

Holiday time.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Desert Island BBQ

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'It always great to get away from it all.'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Virtual Lap Dancing

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus