Escapists Gifts

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

Holiday time.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Desert Island BBQ

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Virtual Lap Dancing

'Come back and get me about noon.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."