Escapists At Heart Gifts

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Holiday time.

Desert Island BBQ

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'It always great to get away from it all.'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"What luck!"

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

A Real Working Vacation.

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

"There go the summer people, thank God."

American Idle

'I can't wait 'till I die so I can get off this stinkin' island!'

Heavenly Desert Islands.

A rest by the way

"Is there no escape from escapism?"

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

"It's impossible to get away from it all."