Joyful Escapists Gifts

Caution: Bridle Path

Holiday time.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Let's get a kitty.'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

After several years of legal wrangling, the Nirawana authorities signed an extradition order for us to be shipped back to Reality from where we had escaped 16 years before.

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

"You know what I like about L.A.? We don't have to be interesting anymore."

'Fishing in the West.'

Now that he had done all the big adult stuff, maybe everybody would just leave him alone.

"He used art to break down barriers. That, of course, and the sledge hammer."

"According to my fantasy sports site, I don't want to grow up."

Sad beggar sitting against wall with picture of desert island painted on it

Escape key