Playful Escapists Gifts

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Holiday time.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

Desert Island Game

"You know what I like about L.A.? We don't have to be interesting anymore."

'You've got to admit, it's an effective witness protection program!'

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

The honeymoon was great. We never left the hotel room.

"Extreme Marco Polo"

'Sounds like all the kids are already here for the labor day picnic... I think I'll wait in the car.'

'Fishing in the West.'

'You're a genius Carlisle.'

'Al's been into catch and release for years, but it's not on a voluntary basis.'

"I'm passing thru a school zone...let me call you back from a land vine."

"Well drained, sheltered and flat. We'll camp here." "5 bars! We'll camp here!!"

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

"Believe me, I've lost more than my mittens."

Excess Baggage: Many people who go on cruise vacations insist on a cabin with an ocean view.