Playful Escapists Pillows

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Holiday time.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

Desert Island Game

"You know what I like about L.A.? We don't have to be interesting anymore."

'So, Mr. Ross, you want us all to believe this murder was just a 'mistake'? Come on, Bob. Don't you really mean a 'happy little accident''

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

'You've got to admit, it's an effective witness protection program!'

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

The honeymoon was great. We never left the hotel room.

'Sounds like all the kids are already here for the labor day picnic... I think I'll wait in the car.'

'Fishing in the West.'

"Extreme Marco Polo"

'You're a genius Carlisle.'

"Well drained, sheltered and flat. We'll camp here." "5 bars! We'll camp here!!"

'Al's been into catch and release for years, but it's not on a voluntary basis.'

"I'm passing thru a school zone...let me call you back from a land vine."

You're all smiles today, little buddy. What's up? The Hololens. What's a "Hololens"? Goggles that project holograms and computer interfaces on top of everyday things. Next time I'm sitting on a crowded bus and someone's rump is right in front of me, I can turn it into a tv screen. Or play solitaire on it. I've been waiting for this tech my whole life. Can I project smiles onto the grouchy?

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'