Fun-loving Escapist Pillows

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Cake Escape

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Leaf Dive Score

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'Come back and get me about noon.'

Rubber Ring

Monkey Handshake

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

Monster chariot races

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus