Fun-loving Escapist Prints

You're all smiles today, little buddy. What's up? The Hololens. What's a "Hololens"? Goggles that project holograms and computer interfaces on top of everyday things. Next time I'm sitting on a crowded bus and someone's rump is right in front of me, I can turn it into a tv screen. Or play solitaire on it. I've been waiting for this tech my whole life. Can I project smiles onto the grouchy?

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Cake Escape

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Leaf Dive Score

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'Come back and get me about noon.'

Monkey Handshake

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Rubber Ring

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

Monster chariot races