Humorous Escapist Pillows

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Cake Escape

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Reading room

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

'Get me the coast.'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

'What luck!'

Book Igloo

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Fish get smart.

Message in a bottle.

American Idle

Man Readig Paper

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether

Quill helpline