Clever Escapist Pillows

Fish get smart.

"Have you seen Joey?"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Cake Escape

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Desert Mirage

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

Free Thinking.

Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"These tapes of nature are absolutely amazing. You really feel like you're in the forest."

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

"Nope, you owe the government absolutely nothing. It's true what they say...these are the most wonderful times of your life."

"See - all the thrills of outdoor activity with non of the risks!"

"That was just like reading a book....but I didn't have to use my own imagination!"

Passion reached a new height in the bedroom that night - Holly couldn't put her Mills and Boon novel down.

Getting what you need without passing the toy section.

A man leaving at the exit notices the 'ninja exit'.

'Do you like llamas? . . . Then good news. We're going to South America. . . we got our income tax form and we have no way of paying it.'

Farm boy about to go swimming in cattle water tank.

'Go to school, pay attention in class, go home and do your homework...Kevin Jones isn't exactly the exciting type!'

"If anyone asks, I'll be in my head."

'Where do you suggest for my need to be taken hostage?'

'I'd like a room for the weekend -- My husband's at home watching a Benny Hill film festival.'

"Believe me, I've lost more than my mittens."