Comic Escapist Pillows

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'I'd like a room for the weekend -- My husband's at home watching a Benny Hill film festival.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Last Chance For Reality

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Desert Mirage

Reading room

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

'Get me the coast.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'What luck!'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Book Igloo

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Zoo Employees

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Man Readig Paper

American Idle

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.