Comic Escapist Gifts

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'I'd like a room for the weekend -- My husband's at home watching a Benny Hill film festival.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Last Chance For Reality

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Desert Mirage

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

Reading room

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

'Get me the coast.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Philip Kindred Dick

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'What luck!'

Book Igloo

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

Zoo Employees

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

Man Readig Paper

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

American Idle