Fantasy Escapist Gifts

Last Chance For Reality

"There was a time - back before people found out that dragons were made up - when I would've gotten a hell of a lot more respect for being a dragonslayer."

Virtual Reality Inc. No, thanks --- I don't like any kind of reality!

Zoo Employees

'When you get back from Narnia, the vacuum will be waiting for you.'

Wife thinks she hears the horses...

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"What are you talking about? I'm defending the galaxy now!"

Don Quixote

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

Anywhere but here

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

Young Houdini

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

Desert Mirage

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

'Get me the coast.'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

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A woman reads a romance novel.