Escapist Dreamers Gifts

Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

Tree house.

Last Chance For Reality

Anywhere but here

'Let's get a kitty.'

Desert Mirage

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Sleeping Tiger

Zoo Employees

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

Don Quixote

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Virtual Reality Check

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

'You can't live like there's no tomorrow, and then live tomorrow.'

Prisoner using shadow to do crossword.

What the?! It's all just wallpaper.