Escapist Dreamers T-Shirts

Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

Tree house.

Anywhere but here

Last Chance For Reality

Young Houdini

'Let's get a kitty.'

Desert Mirage

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

Zoo Employees

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Sleeping Tiger

Message in a bottle.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

"Realism! . . . Realism!"

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

Don Quixote

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'

Virtual Reality Check

'You can't live like there's no tomorrow, and then live tomorrow.'

Prisoner using shadow to do crossword.