Daydreaming Escapist T-Shirts

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

Anywhere but here

Last Chance For Reality

Desert Mirage

'Take down that stupid sign! It's giving me a headache!'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

No Action Comics

Sleeping Tiger

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

Zoo Employees

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

Ramblers Association

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

"It's time you started thinking about your future, young man ... "

Don Quixote

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'

"We seem to get just the one channel."

"Back row, day-dreaming, never put his hand up, that was your Dad."

I'd rather be at home chewing on a bone

"That one looks like... never mind it changed. That one kind of looks like... never mind, it also changed. That one... never mind."

'You can't live like there's no tomorrow, and then live tomorrow.'

He lives in a little world of his own.

Sitting Fairy

Passion reached a new height in the bedroom that night - Holly couldn't put her Mills and Boon novel down.

"That was just like reading a book....but I didn't have to use my own imagination!"