Daydreaming Escapist T-Shirts

Young Houdini

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

Last Chance For Reality

Anywhere but here

'Take down that stupid sign! It's giving me a headache!'

Desert Mirage

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

No Action Comics

Sleeping Tiger

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Zoo Employees

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

"Realism! . . . Realism!"

Ramblers Association

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

"We seem to get just the one channel."

"Back row, day-dreaming, never put his hand up, that was your Dad."

I'd rather be at home chewing on a bone

Don Quixote

'Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day . . . teach a man to fish and he'll never get any work done.'

"It's time you started thinking about your future, young man ... "

"That one looks like... never mind it changed. That one kind of looks like... never mind, it also changed. That one... never mind."

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'

'You can't live like there's no tomorrow, and then live tomorrow.'

"That was just like reading a book....but I didn't have to use my own imagination!"

He lives in a little world of his own.

Sitting Fairy

Twig's slacking off. She's busy daydreaming about Ryan Beardsley. Tree's Nursery. I can't get her to help customers. Let me try. (Whispering). He's Ryan Beardsley's father.