Daydreaming Adventurer T-Shirts

'I'll have to phone my wife and tell her that we can afford that Caribbean cruise, after all!'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Desert Island Fantasies

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Rainbow/Horizon

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

Other Fiction

Chaironaut

Child breaks fish bowl whilst playing with toy rocket

'Look Mummy, I'm a shark!'

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

Chattanooga choo choo

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

Son of Alien.

Scary Face at Window

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

No Action Comics

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'

'Cool! You made chocolate covered ants.'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Space junk.