Dream Adventurer T-Shirts

"Anything?"

"He's dreaming he's on a roller coaster."

This is Anderson Cooper, coming to you from my most harrowing assignment yet. I'm inside the dreaming mind of Rudy Park, a regular guy experiencing nighttime delusions of grandeur. Rudy, you just saved your caf

You ready, punk?! What's happening? It's Sadie time! I ate under-cooked pork and now I'm dreaming. I'm going to turn you into a man! Close your eyes and this thing will be gone. Loosely speaking. Still there, hurtling insults. People, this is not a dream!

Sleeping man leaves rest room.

"I had a two-part dream last night."

Counting sheep leads to strange nightmares.

'He doesn't look as though he's fighting for his life to me, doctor . . .'

Kibble Woman

Sweet dreams.

Pinocchio's nightmare.

Fred wonders if he should have had that three week old pineapple ham the night before going hunting.

Son of Alien.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Time Machine Collision

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Hugh fans!"

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Imagination Navigation.

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Shoot For The Moon

Creative Baby.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Playground Pipe Dreams