Dreamer Of Adventure T-Shirts

'Go to school, pay attention in class, go home and do your homework...Kevin Jones isn't exactly the exciting type!'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Italia tours

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Greek A-Z Map,

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Gulliver's other travels.

Desert Island Fantasies

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

The Fall from Pisa

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

Airplane Fish

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Rainbow/Horizon