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Dream Zoom

'In my nightmare, this little guy in a pith helmet keeps trying to book me on a safari.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Time Machine Collision

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Hugh fans!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"It's probably just seasonal."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Playground Pipe Dreams

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Sleeping Beauty.

Desert Island Fantasies

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

Witch dice.

A dream of consequence

Rainbow/Horizon

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'