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Wynken, Blynken and Nod

'Was it the 'Catwoman' dream again?'

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

"It's alive! Alive!!"

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

A dream of consequence

You have reached the end of your brain...

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

A workaholic's dream.

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

"Broom! Broom!"

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

Good shrink, bad shrink.

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

Dreaming about work is not necessarily bad...unless it always occurs at work.

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"I don't think I'll go in today. I just dreamed a whole day's work, including lunch."

Little Mountaineers

Son of Alien.