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Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Desert Island Mishap

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

~ S.O.S.

"We've got a problem."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

A dream of consequence

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

A workaholic's dream.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

"I spy something blue."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'