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"You mind if I smoke?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Thank-you God.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Pina Coladas

Desert Island BBQ

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'I blame global warming!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Introducing Piza Island.

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Mermaid Art

'I wish I was creative'

Fall on a desert island

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"