Island Daydreamer T-Shirts

"I miss avoiding people."

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

'We never go anywhere anymore.'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Shark circling a desert island.

Future Desert Islands.

Writer trapped on island makes an SOS sign with a fountain pen.

A woman sunbathes nude on an Easter Island head.

'Sell acme airline. Buy island realty.'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"Shipwrecked and stranded in shark infested waters. What the hell else could happen?"

Refugees Welcome

Artist on the Desert Island

The worst ever scenario.

'I wish you'd stop playing hard to get, Brenda.'

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Oh, I love it! Let's let him almost get there, then wango!'

'Oh great. I really wanted bucket seats.'

Two People on Deserted Islands.

"Another boat! But I mustn't yell or risk breaking character."

"Are you saying just one cartoon explains my whole report?"

Isolation tank in a shipwreck.

"Think of all that interest piling up at six per cent per annum from day of deposit."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Desert Island Meals.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."