Island Dreaming T-Shirts

"I've half a mind to take it down."

Technology insulation.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Desert Island BBQ

Pina Coladas

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I blame global warming!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Emergency Phone.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Introducing Piza Island.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"Are we there yet?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Fall on a desert island

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Desert Island Mishap

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"