Island Dreaming T-Shirts

"I've half a mind to take it down."

Technology insulation.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Pina Coladas

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Desert Island BBQ

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'I blame global warming!'

Emergency Phone.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Introducing Piza Island.

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Fall on a desert island

Desert Island Mishap

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'