Tropical Island Daydreamer T-Shirts

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Lounging by the pool

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

That's my summer place.

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Customized Personal Retreats.

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

The Sun Bather

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Death takes a holiday.

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'