Tropical Vacation Dreamer T-Shirts

'I don't care if we are non-migratory birds. Next year we're going south!'

'Look on the bright side - we finally have time to work on our tans.'

"They'd probably be more fun if there were air holes in the barrel."

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude,,,'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Time for vacation, time for work.

Try me/try me/try me...

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Lounging by the pool

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''