Tropical Vacation Dreamer T-Shirts

'I don't care if we are non-migratory birds. Next year we're going south!'

'Look on the bright side - we finally have time to work on our tans.'

"They'd probably be more fun if there were air holes in the barrel."

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude,,,'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Time for vacation, time for work.

Try me/try me/try me...

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

Lounging by the pool

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...